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[fleahopping]

Bring it here.
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[fleahopping]

You have no idea how many deaths I see that could have been prevented if teenagers had a fully developed brain.
I'm allowed my prejudice, I have to pick up the pieces.

[mostlydying]

I suppose you're right, if common sense was free. And I guess you can't get a new job, huh

[fleahopping]

No, the next couple of centuries, you people are stuck with me.

[mostlydying]

oh joy. an adorable ball of fluffy death

[fleahopping]

What would you rather it be, a man with a scythe? He was such a killjoy.

[mostlydying]

it doesn't really matter to me who it is. I'll die either way

[fleahopping]

That's the right kind of attitude, though. Resignation means less of a struggle.

[mostlydying]

are you supposed to be encouraging these kinds of thoughts? it's not like you're getting paid to do what you do

[fleahopping]

True.
But I do get beat up sometimes by people who don't want to go, so I need to take preventive measures.

[mostlydying]

they beat you up? aren't they on the verge of death? what are the preventive measures.

[fleahopping]

Their spirits can be pretty strong, even in death.
However, ensuring a good atmosphere helps. Being cute does, too.

[mostlydying]

what if they're allergic to cats? or hate them? you're screwed, then

[fleahopping]

I don't shed, so even allergy sufferers have no excuse. I guess, people who hate cats will just have to deal with me the way I apparently have to deal with them.

[mostlydying]

the pay you get should be equal to all this trouble. logically. The world doesn't work that way, though. what if they're afraid of cats?